The party store

The party, boxed.


Every trick the Crashers pull — the cannons, the arches, the cake tower that stops conversations — packed flat and shipped to your door. You bring the someone worth celebrating.

The party, boxed

The supplies. Everything a glow-up needs.

Coming soonThe Crashers bursting into a party on streamer trails

Party Crash Kit

The full crash: confetti cannons, streamer trails, and a door-kicking playlist.

$49Crowd favorite
Coming soonStarry taking a bow at the send-off

Starry Plush

The star of the show, hug-sized. Glows softly after lights-out.

$29Hug-sized
Coming soonThe rebuilt party with balloon arches and a cake tower

Balloon Arch Kit

Sixty balloons, one arch, zero sad corners.

$39Room-sized
Coming soonConfetti storm filling the room

Confetti Cannons — 2-pack

Safe for indoors. Unsafe for boring.

$192-pack
Coming soonCake tower centerpiece at the glow-up

Cake Tower Topper Set

Turns a store-bought cake into the centerpiece.

$15Oven-free
Coming soonThe Crash Pad radar spotting a boring party

Digital Invitations

Send the signal. The radar does the rest.

FreePrintable too

The Crash Kit

Wearables, keepsakes, and the song itself — for the friend who shows up uninvited.

Coming soon

The Crasher Kit

A small kit for the friend who shows up uninvited. Candle, cards, stickers — boxed.

$35Gift-ready
Coming soon

Birthday Candle

Light it, make the wish, crash the quiet.

$12Slow burn
Coming soon

Card Pack — The Twelve

One card for every month, one Crasher on each. Send one early.

$1812 cards
Coming soon

The Song on Vinyl

Three minutes, pressed to wax.

$2445 RPM
Coming soon

Crashers Tee

Wear the anthem. Crash in style.

$25Kids + grown-up sizes
Coming soon

Sticker Sheet

All twelve Crashers, plus Starry. Stick one on everything.

$8Sheet of 20
The music store

Press play.

The 130-year-old birthday song had its turn. Hear the anthem once, then send it to someone who needs a better birthday song.

Spotifysoon Apple Musicsoon YouTubesoon
The mission

No birthday alone. Ever.

The song is a promise — and we keep it with Compassion International. About $43 a month sponsors a child: school, meals, and a letter tied to their birthday. Crash one for someone who's never had a party.

Sponsor a birthday →

The registers open soon.

We're packing the first boxes now. Watch the crash again while you wait — or go meet the crew behind it.

Watch the crash Meet the crew